The Militant Libertarian

I'm pissed off and I'm a libertarian. What else you wanna know?

Thursday, March 04, 2004

You Started It

Here's a good one, sent to me by my friend Michael (aka "Ashcroft Loves Our Spooks"). :)

A guy walks into the welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "I'm sick and tired of drawing welfare and I'd rather be working for a living."

The man behind the welfare desk says, "Well, your timing is excellent. We've got a job opening and you have first take on it - a very wealthy old man wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his gorgeous nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive her around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided, at only the best restaurants, of course. You'll also be expected to escort her on her regular holiday trips to Europe. The starting salary is $200,000 a year. Are you available?"

The guy says "You're bull shitting me."

The welfare clerk says, "Yeah, well, you started it."

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